anonimhity

What you hope to have maintained if you seek da services of a shrink.

Public sentiment regarding mental illness has greatly changed for the better over the recent decades, so there is less need for anonimhity if you are "on medication" and/or "seeing someone about that".

by QuacksO April 19, 2022

anonimosity

To secretly harbour feelings of ill will against somebody. Secret hatred. Anonymous + Animosity = Anonimosity

Nobody can ever know that I actually can't stand that guy. I feel anonimosity towards him.

by Dumbonio August 20, 2007

Shitter Anonymity

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.

MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.

by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

anonymity

Not knowing one's name and\or location. Used professionally by spies, thieves and snipers, but widely abused by Internet users.

You think your anonymous? I've got your IP address, fool!

by Kenthar October 15, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011