I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

analized 

To take or be taken up the anus, trap two, sayloch, poop shoot, chocolate starfish etc

If you go to Caesars in Codnor it's twenty quid for a hand job, or for a hundred you can get analized!

analized by LB Seed March 29, 2005

Analogical

Created by the Thomas Sanders Fandom

A ship between Logan (Logic) and Virgil (Anxiety)

Person 1: I ship Logicality because opposites attract!

Person 2: I ship analogical because it seems like a strong and long lasting relationship

Analogical by IHaveToShipIt August 13, 2018

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Analizer

An ass fucking monster that takes any and all assholes on in the bedroom.

That bitches asshole was so big that it loks as if the Analizer has hammered it in the past.

Analizer by the Analizer October 6, 2012

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

analysize 

the same as analyze except for people who can't say it correctly

I gotta go analysize this poem.

analysize by Tyler Lindahl February 19, 2008