Adjective describing a young and ambitious prodigy who cannot get accepted into the Jedi Council, despite a history of proven achievement, resulting in overly aggressive angst due to atypical rejection and failure to meet one's own goals.
Ryan Howard is an anakinistic office temp, destined to become the Vice President of the North East Region for Dunder Mifflin, Inc., but is currently spitefully getting Michael milk and sugar.
The action of penetrating one's behind and jamming a flashlight up ones anus. Usually followed by turning the light on and off several times while in the rectum.