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analinguist 

Someone who enjoys cramming their tongue into an anus any chance they get
Rene has become a real analinguist lately having licked out all the guys asses at the cheese plant
analinguist by Dumbdork April 20, 2014

analinguist 

Someone so fluent at eating ass they can read your asshole the Septuagint.
An analinguist once taught me to talk out my ass in 70 languages.
analinguist by Omro January 27, 2020

cock swallowing analinguist

Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.
Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026