Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Analogist

A member of an independent digital subculture who rejects algorithmic social media feeds and endless scrolling in favour of hand-building slow, deliberate, personal websites and other analogue activities.

Instead of wasting hours scrolling on TikTok, he became an analogist and spent his evening writing a blog about local wildlife.

Analogist by Sir Alex Broadbent September 17, 2026

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.

Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.

pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

cop apologist 

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

cop apologist by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

Analist 

A person who specializes in anal

Hey I heard Mike was quite the analist

Analist by lotion man October 23, 2015

loki_apologist 

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!

everyone: loki_apologist never misses

loki_apologist by mitskisbiggestfan July 7, 2021