amsterdamage

A state of extreme dehydration after consuming too much marijuana, a condition often associated with people who attend the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam.

"Dude, I got so high at the Cannibas Cup, but I had amsterdamage out the ass!"

"You should have drank some more water!"

amsterdamage by ethan7778 October 7, 2009

Amsterdamnesia 

Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.

Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...

Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011

Amsterdamaged 

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.

My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.

Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005

Amsterdamned 

When a strip show goes bad!

"Such a groom being stripped on stage by ladies only or a large man to appear and commit anal rape on him while bouncers hold back the audience.

Indeed, poor bugger was Amsterdamned

Amsterdamned by Peter_Phile July 12, 2010

Amsterdamateur 

Someone who journeys to Amsterdam to partake in the usual activities the city is known for, but ends up not being able to handle it. Resulting in the person being in a worse state than when they arrived.

Did you hear what happened to john on his stag weekend? Visited 4 cafes at the end of his pub crawl of 13 pubs and fell into the canal! what an amsterdamateur!

Amsterdamateur by jdgls November 15, 2011

Amsterdammertje

In the Netherlands we call a 0.25cl glass of beer, an Amsterdammertje. a fluitje is 0.19cl, Amsterdammertje is also known as vaasje, which means little vase litterally. Different sizes of beers have alot of different names in the netherlands.

Guest @ bar: hey, one amsterdammertje please.

Bartender: Amsterdammertje? whats that?

Guest @ bar: same as Vaasje

Bartender: Aahhh, how did I not know that im so stupiddddd... 3 euro's please

Guest @ bar: Are you fkin kidding me why so much

Amsterdammertje by Reddiebombastic February 21, 2011

Amsterdamned 

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

Amsterdamned by QuacksO September 5, 2019