Amsterdamned

When a strip show goes bad!

"Such a groom being stripped on stage by ladies only or a large man to appear and commit anal rape on him while bouncers hold back the audience.

Indeed, poor bugger was Amsterdamned

by Peter_Phile July 12, 2010

Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Amsterdamnesia

Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.

Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...

by 420/7 November 11, 2011

Amsterdamaged

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.

My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.

by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005

AmsterDAMN Oven

When you fart into a bong and pass to an unsuspecting friend

"Dude hit this dank!"
"Word dude"
Hits bong.. barfs
"Lol you just got an AmsterDAMN Oven"

by bongfart420 October 25, 2018

Amsterdammertje

In the Netherlands we call a 0.25cl glass of beer, an Amsterdammertje. a fluitje is 0.19cl, Amsterdammertje is also known as vaasje, which means little vase litterally. Different sizes of beers have alot of different names in the netherlands.

Guest @ bar: hey, one amsterdammertje please.

Bartender: Amsterdammertje? whats that?

Guest @ bar: same as Vaasje

Bartender: Aahhh, how did I not know that im so stupiddddd... 3 euro's please

Guest @ bar: Are you fkin kidding me why so much

by Reddiebombastic February 21, 2011

amsterdammertje

Dutch word meaning 'penis in erection'.

My amsterdammertje is ready to bone you, bitch!

by Aboraly September 1, 2006