Amsterdamaged 

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.

My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.

Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005

amsterdamage

A state of extreme dehydration after consuming too much marijuana, a condition often associated with people who attend the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam.

"Dude, I got so high at the Cannibas Cup, but I had amsterdamage out the ass!"

"You should have drank some more water!"

amsterdamage by ethan7778 October 7, 2009

Amsterdamned 

When a strip show goes bad!

"Such a groom being stripped on stage by ladies only or a large man to appear and commit anal rape on him while bouncers hold back the audience.

Indeed, poor bugger was Amsterdamned

Amsterdamned by Peter_Phile July 12, 2010

Amsterdamateur 

Someone who journeys to Amsterdam to partake in the usual activities the city is known for, but ends up not being able to handle it. Resulting in the person being in a worse state than when they arrived.

Did you hear what happened to john on his stag weekend? Visited 4 cafes at the end of his pub crawl of 13 pubs and fell into the canal! what an amsterdamateur!

Amsterdamateur by jdgls November 15, 2011

Amsterdamned 

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

Amsterdamned by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019