ambusch

Can refer to either:
(1) a surprise attack on a beer truck, or

(2) a hidden detachment of cops deployed to catch impaired drivers.

Beverage-truck driver: I only haul non-alcoholic drinks to lessen da chance of an ambusch.

by QuacksO August 20, 2022

argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.

Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.

by jpg3 October 15, 2011

update ambush

On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.

Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"

<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."

Thanks Microsoft!

by tm4c September 25, 2011

ambuscort

The act of following a passing on duty ambulance in order to quickly proceed down a road or highway and avoid traffic. An "ambulance escort."

Hey, there's an ambulance coming, ambuscort!

by Dr. Leo Spaceman December 25, 2010

Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

soupcan ambush

(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.

Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.

by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022

Will.I.Ambush

When Will.I.Am jumps out of a bush and surprises you! It will come when you least expect it. . .

Shit man I got Will.I.Ambushed again, thats the third time this week, that sneaky bastard!

by B1G C x March 6, 2010