ambijerxtrous 

Having the ability to masturbate with either hand.

I broke my right wrist so I can't write until the cast comes off but at least I'm ambijerxtrous.

ambijerxtrous by @JackHenryFaust September 5, 2021

ambijaxtrous 

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

ambijaxtrous by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambijerkstrous 

The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.

I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.

Ambijerkstrous by White Rodney May 27, 2009

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003