Definitions by @JackHenryFaust

Cuntery 

Like "fuckery" or "audacity" but stronger Implying malice or acting like a Karen.

I can't imagine 4 more years of Whitehouse cuntery with Biden's dementia controlling the nukes.

Can you believe the level of cuntery that Karen from the HOA had?

Cuntery by @JackHenryFaust July 5, 2024

Demisocial 

Someone who is not exactly antisocial or introverted, just very particular about the people they hang out with or the places they go or the things they do. Inspired by the word "demisexual".

"Hey... are you going to Bob Sacamano's New Year's party?"

"Nah... I'm not really into big crowds. Don't get me wrong...I'm not a loner. I'm just Demisocial. I just don't have a good time at parties that big. 5 or 6 people playing poker is more my speed."

Demisocial by @JackHenryFaust July 3, 2023

Liposexual 

Someone who is attracted to people of a larger stature.

"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."

Liposexual by @JackHenryFaust February 26, 2022

Liposexual 

One who prefers romantic partners of large stature.

I'm a Liposexual. I would sprint past Margot Robbie naked and begging to get to Tess Holliday

Liposexual by @JackHenryFaust November 11, 2021

ambijerxtrous 

Having the ability to masturbate with either hand.

I broke my right wrist so I can't write until the cast comes off but at least I'm ambijerxtrous.

ambijerxtrous by @JackHenryFaust September 5, 2021

Scorpiopath 

Portmanteaux of Scorpio and Sociopath intended to remove the redundancy of calling a Scorpio a sociopath because all Scorpios are sociopaths.

I swore I'd never date another Scorpiopath but Amy got her hooks in me somehow.

Scorpiopath by @JackHenryFaust December 23, 2020