Liposexual

Someone who is attracted to people of a larger stature.

"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."

by @JackHenryFaust February 26, 2022

Liposexual

One who prefers romantic partners of large stature.

I'm a Liposexual. I would sprint past Margot Robbie naked and begging to get to Tess Holliday

by @JackHenryFaust November 11, 2021

Scorpiopath

Portmanteaux of Scorpio and Sociopath intended to remove the redundancy of calling a Scorpio a sociopath because all Scorpios are sociopaths.

I swore I'd never date another Scorpiopath but Amy got her hooks in me somehow.

by @JackHenryFaust December 23, 2020

Cuntery

Like "fuckery" or "audacity" but stronger Implying malice or acting like a Karen.

I can't imagine 4 more years of Whitehouse cuntery with Biden's dementia controlling the nukes.

Can you believe the level of cuntery that Karen from the HOA had?

by @JackHenryFaust July 05, 2024

Demisocial

Someone who is not exactly antisocial or introverted, just very particular about the people they hang out with or the places they go or the things they do. Inspired by the word "demisexual".

"Hey... are you going to Bob Sacamano's New Year's party?"

"Nah... I'm not really into big crowds. Don't get me wrong...I'm not a loner. I'm just Demisocial. I just don't have a good time at parties that big. 5 or 6 people playing poker is more my speed."

by @JackHenryFaust July 03, 2023

ambijerxtrous

Having the ability to masturbate with either hand.

I broke my right wrist so I can't write until the cast comes off but at least I'm ambijerxtrous.

by @JackHenryFaust September 05, 2021