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A big ass selfish crybaby. Totally a insecure prick who fucks anything he can get into, likes to eat booty. Deadbeat ass Dad✌
You still go with Ol fuck ass Alvere?
alvere by Lilbirdy1234 December 22, 2016
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altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.
This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!
Alveena is the name of someone who is very beautiful and funny. She always puts others first in everything she does, she is there for people and always helps them as much as she can. Sometimes she may not see her beauty but everyone around her knows she is really pretty. If you have a friend like Alveena consider yourself lucky
Woah Alveena is so caring
Alveena by 6617284981883 April 8, 2019
A great guy with a big penis.
Person A: I go to Alperen
Person B: have fun;)
Alperen by sorryforthat January 3, 2017
They are really funny and someone you would like to hang out with they make you smile and laugh alot
Adilene: omg is dat the guy who makes you laugh alot

Jackie: is an Alvarez sksksk he makes you laugh alot
Alvarez by Aloka July 17, 2019

altered reality 

When the energy of a place or setting is different than usual. This can happen at 7/11 at midnight, a quiet country road in the middle of the woods, or an airport between the hours of 22:00 and 6:00. Time feels broken and the energy feels out of place, as if you were never meant to be here in the first place. A comparable feeling is that of being high
Amelia: Our next flight is at 8:30 in the morning, but the airport feels so weird with nobody around
Jane: Yeah, talk about altered reality
altered reality by kweentini October 12, 2018
Alperen is a very nice and kind person. He often has brown hair and small brown eyes. An Alperen is a very good friend and cares about you and wants all the positive things for you. He intends to be very religious too but still fun to be aside. But Alperen is shy and doesn’t care much about social media but he still got girls wanting him.
Girl 1: Yo who is that cute boy, he seems to be shy
Girl 2: He is a perfect man marry him! Such an Alperen
Alperen by my mans May 10, 2020
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