altermajor 

The most honest and generous guy you can ever find

Does well sometimes in relationships but don't take my word for it

I wish my boyfriend was like altermajor

altermajor by Altermajor November 23, 2021

alternator 

A generator that transforms mechanical energy into electrical energy, specifically AC Power (alternating current). These are usually found in automobiles. They make it go by charging the battery and maintaining an electrical current to one or more of the following items: a) spark plugs, b) air conditioning, c) stereo, d) power windows, e) various pumping mechanisms... etc.

The alternator in my car is broken. My battery has no juice even right after I shut off the car.

alternator by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003

Alternator 

If somethings wrong with your car, It is probably this

Paul:Hey bill what do you thinks wrong with her?

Bill:it’s probably the alternator

Alternator by Why is it long August 3, 2021

alterator 

a person who alters clothing

debbie was the alterator who was making my dress smaller.

alterator by Chevvyfun March 5, 2008

dutch alternator 

Jank alternator that won't charge a battery.

Tommy: Hey, I'm gonna need a jump because of Wayne's fucking dutch alternator.

dutch alternator by milje February 3, 2008

John Alternator 

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.

Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*

John Alternator by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024