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Alternatoff
Painstakingly bohemian posh young person who tries too hard to look different, normally via Daddy's credit card.
"I'm not a rah boy, I ripped these jeans myself."
"Gosh, you're so alternatoff."
"I know, right. Just because they're from Jack Wills people think I have more money than sense. Nobody understands me. I'm so... like, different."
"Gosh, you're so alternatoff."
"I know, right. Just because they're from Jack Wills people think I have more money than sense. Nobody understands me. I'm so... like, different."
Alternatoff by Jamie Biscuit February 26, 2013
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Afternators
A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual
Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators
Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019
alternator
A generator that transforms mechanical energy into electrical energy, specifically AC Power (alternating current). These are usually found in automobiles. They make it go by charging the battery and maintaining an electrical current to one or more of the following items: a) spark plugs, b) air conditioning, c) stereo, d) power windows, e) various pumping mechanisms... etc.
alternator by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003
aerator
Go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.
under 60: a robot
60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself
80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn
under 60: a robot
60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself
80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn
aerator by sushiman09 October 1, 2005
alfernator
alfernator by Politically correct NCPA September 7, 2023
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