Jank

A thing that is worthless or useless; shit

That book is jank; I didn't like it at all.

by Galasriniel December 03, 2004

Jank

Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.

“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”

by UltraShadowMutant January 10, 2021

Jank

(nom) Un sous-genre de la musique pop qui met l’accent sur la guitare, combinant plusieurs éléments musicaux en un.

“Certains sous-genres de la musique pop comme le sous-genre “Jank”, qui met l’accent sur la guitare, ont consciemment inversé la tendance vers l’homogénéisation en combinant des éléments de musique classique et musique du monde dans des structures plus traditionnelles de musique pop.”

De la page Wikipedia sur la Musique Pop

Du journal Daily Herald:

Le sous-genre de musique pop connu sous le nom de musique Jank, ou “un melting pot de genres à la guitare”.

by celaur July 25, 2016

Jank

Negative. "Jank" Crappy, shitty, stupid, etc.

"Get that Jank-ass shit outta here!"
"Take yourself and your jank bot outta this room."

by Aquila December 20, 2003

Jank

The pop music sub-genre known as Jank music, or "a guitar melting pot of genres to make one.”

“Select subgeneres of pop such as the guitar-driven "Jank" subgenre have consciously reversed the trend toward homogenization by combining elements from world and classical music into more traditional pop structures.”

by celaur December 20, 2016

Jank

An action or motion that combines the devastating kinetic forces of simultaneous jerking and yanking to a vital audio cable or cord, almost exclusively a 3.5mm audio signal cable connected to a personal audio listening or communication device, or a stereo input jack - detrimentally affecting its performance and is usually a total loss of all audio functionality for the hapless user. Often, loss of self control or irrationality immediately take place; and commonly, self-blame, self-abuse, blood-letting sex rituals, or even long-term insanity can follow in the wake of these unsettling incidents. Usually, janking occurs accidentally by the user themselves or by the extreme carelessness (or abuse) by other people or misuse of their property. A truly modern epidemic that knows no bounds and does not descriminate against age, race, spiritual beliefs, time, lifestyle, sexuality, location, hygiene, physics, uncertainty principles, or moral codes; even Karma appears to have no connection to this anomaly. These actions tragically result in the potential total loss of millions of wired headphones and headsets across the globe each year. It strikes with no warning or predictor. Saddest of all, the victims are left to cope without the usage of these millions of perfectly decent working everyday headphones - rendered useless and are lost in an instant.

*DirtyDick: Hello? Why are you calling my phone now dude.... !?
*Loves2Splooge: Oh my FUCKING god, well my stupid bitch girlfriend just walked by and accidentally fucking JANKED my headset right off my head... and now it’s fucked man..! I can’t hear OR talk to you guys now. She said she didn’t even notice my cord at all and said it’s not her fault for janking it because she didn’t even see it, and that they ought to be jank-proof by this day and age! My $220 headset is tits, I’m done for the night?

by FenixRisen December 14, 2018

Jank

A slang word used for "disgusting." Mainly used in places down South or South East England to describe things or people they don't like.

This little girl was sick all up the road the other day, it was jank.

I don't like that boy at all, he's jank!

by sexychickenballs August 18, 2015