Longshore

In a football game, when your team is on a potential game-tying or game-winning drive with less than 3 minutes remaining, your quarterback throws a very obvious interception to the other team, guaranteeing a loss.
See Longshore, Nate.

Under pressure, the quarterback pulled a Longshore by throwing to his wide receiver who had triple coverage, but his pass was intercepted and run the other way for a touchdown.

by Oski December 29, 2007

Longshoreman

the hardest working people on the Boston waterfront!

"wow they work as hard as a longshoreman!"

by hooker2 March 19, 2012

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

longshoreman

The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting

Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.

by grounded kid December 3, 2010

longshore drift

When the women opens her vagina and the man squirts semen into her vagina

man i tried having a longshore drift with my girlfriend but it bounced off her stomach and bounced into my mouth!

by southall dude June 14, 2007

Longshoreman

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen

I had to call out the longshoreman to help get off my rocks so my seamen can beach on my 6 pack abs. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .

by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshoreman

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen and our toss and handle the ropes from a heavy load

1.My vessel was so full of seamen It called for the longshoreman to tug it off the rocks so my seamen could unload .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .

by amdamn213 May 7, 2022