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longshoreman 

The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting
Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
longshoreman by grounded kid December 3, 2010

Longshoreman 

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen
I had to call out the longshoreman to help get off my rocks so my seamen can beach on my 6 pack abs. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshoreman 

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen and our toss and handle the ropes from a heavy load
1.My vessel was so full of seamen It called for the longshoreman to tug it off the rocks so my seamen could unload .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshoreman 

1. The right hand that uses the Left hand as a tool to harbor a loaded vessel

2 A two hand tug of war trying to get Moby unloaded
Why does seamen always hit longshoreman in the face? Because no one can throw the ropes for a salty dog and block a good deck hand from landing.
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

Anal sex, back door, butt sex
"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026