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longshoreman 

The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting
Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
longshoreman by grounded kid December 3, 2010

Longshoreman 

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen
I had to call out the longshoreman to help get off my rocks so my seamen can beach on my 6 pack abs. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshoreman 

One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen and our toss and handle the ropes from a heavy load
1.My vessel was so full of seamen It called for the longshoreman to tug it off the rocks so my seamen could unload .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Longshoreman 

1. The right hand that uses the Left hand as a tool to harbor a loaded vessel

2 A two hand tug of war trying to get Moby unloaded
Why does seamen always hit longshoreman in the face? Because no one can throw the ropes for a salty dog and block a good deck hand from landing.
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022

Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026