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Dirty alecock 

A boy who has recently come to hit puberty and therefore never shaves the moustache as he believes he looks good but he looks like a young rapist or predictor. Often found in the linstock region of Carlisle
Look at that boy ohhhh no he’s doing a dirty alecock
Dirty alecock by Andjsjsbbs April 30, 2020

Mr alecock 

Man with a massive 13 inch dick and is respected by many and loves the taste of gravy
Mr alecock do you like ale
Mr alecock by oooooyap October 10, 2022

Alcocking 

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.
Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!
Alcocking by Mundoman September 9, 2019
A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)
jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock
alcock by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006
Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.
"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"
Alcock by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

Ajecockerspaniel 

A word usually in death metal, heavy metal, or any type of music that can not simply understood with the naked ear because it was said too fast or screamed to loudly etc..
That guitar has so much distortion and volume it makes almost all of the song an ajecockerspaniel !
Ajecockerspaniel by Bingus444 April 26, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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