alecock 

Dicker eater penis sucker has 2 friends it overweight has a big ass nose and is autistic and disabled.

"alecock" oh yes fuck hin he has 1 millimeter balls

alecock by Aypaydik October 14, 2021

Dirty alecock 

A boy who has recently come to hit puberty and therefore never shaves the moustache as he believes he looks good but he looks like a young rapist or predictor. Often found in the linstock region of Carlisle

Look at that boy ohhhh no he’s doing a dirty alecock

Dirty alecock by Andjsjsbbs April 30, 2020

Mr alecock 

Man with a massive 13 inch dick and is respected by many and loves the taste of gravy

Mr alecock do you like ale

Mr alecock by oooooyap October 10, 2022

Alcocking 

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

Alcocking by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcock 

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

alcock by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006

Alcock 

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

Alcock by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

Ajecockerspaniel 

A word usually in death metal, heavy metal, or any type of music that can not simply understood with the naked ear because it was said too fast or screamed to loudly etc..

That guitar has so much distortion and volume it makes almost all of the song an ajecockerspaniel !

Ajecockerspaniel by Bingus444 April 26, 2021