Allcock 

The point at which a fuckup becomes an all encompassing failure

Derives from the words All & cock (short for cockup)

Fuck Me Steve, I don't think we can dig ourselves out of this Allcock - shit!!!

Allcock by B Bop a Looba January 20, 2008

all cock no balls 

all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell

Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls

all cock no balls by spuge3 January 9, 2009

All Cock 

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

All Cock by William J J T October 30, 2010

Alcocking 

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

Alcocking by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcock 

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

alcock by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006

Alcock 

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

Alcock by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

alecock 

Dicker eater penis sucker has 2 friends it overweight has a big ass nose and is autistic and disabled.

"alecock" oh yes fuck hin he has 1 millimeter balls

alecock by Aypaydik October 14, 2021