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Alcocking 

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.
Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!
Alcocking by Mundoman September 9, 2019
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Alcorning 

To lie or deceive in a very open and obvious manner, usually accompanied with a snide facial expression.
It sounds like Josh was just alcorning as usual.
Alcorning by Young Joshua April 4, 2012

acocking 

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.
(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”
acocking by Aesthir April 1, 2019

alfuckingtogether

When very angry at a person, althogether becomes 'alfuckingtogether'.

adding 'fucking' to 'altogether' adds an emphasis to the word displaying anger.
" I'd really fucking appreciate it if you fucking didnt ask my best fucking friend for her fucking number, if you didnt add her onto your fucking myspace and if you stopped fucking talking to her alfuckingtogether, kfuckingthx. :] "

alfuckingtogether by ;] 29th July 31, 2007

alcocainajuanarette 

The best drug. It doesn't get you high, and it isn't illegal (yet).
I don't do anything illegal, or anything that gets you high, but I do occasionally enjoy a few alcocainajuanarettes.

asscocking bitch roach 

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.
"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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