Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

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Alcorning

To lie or deceive in a very open and obvious manner, usually accompanied with a snide facial expression.

It sounds like Josh was just alcorning as usual.

by Young Joshua April 4, 2012

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acocking

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.

(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”

by Aesthir April 1, 2019

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alfuckingtogether

When very angry at a person, althogether becomes 'alfuckingtogether'.

adding 'fucking' to 'altogether' adds an emphasis to the word displaying anger.

" I'd really fucking appreciate it if you fucking didnt ask my best fucking friend for her fucking number, if you didnt add her onto your fucking myspace and if you stopped fucking talking to her alfuckingtogether, kfuckingthx. : "

by ;] 29th July 31, 2007

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alcocainajuanarette

The best drug. It doesn't get you high, and it isn't illegal (yet).

I don't do anything illegal, or anything that gets you high, but I do occasionally enjoy a few alcocainajuanarettes.

by hieros gluphein May 27, 2005

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asscocking bitch roach

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.

"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

by My handles up your mom's ass October 24, 2018

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