alcock
alcock by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006
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Alcock
Alcock by bestcuntever August 23, 2014
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alcock • alcockholic • Alcocking • tyler alcock • acockalypse • Adcock • Allcock • alock • Aycock • Accockodate
tyler alcock
got no bitches, bad posture, probably has arthritis and reads harry potter fanfics.
texts like a bitchboy and would 100% public urinate if they got bored.
Gay as fuck
a furry
texts like a bitchboy and would 100% public urinate if they got bored.
Gay as fuck
a furry
tyler alcock by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 27, 2022
Alcocall
a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
alcoconscious
A state between consciousness and subconsciousness/unconsciousness induced by excessive consumption of alcohol.
alcoconscious by neilalexander September 18, 2009
acock
defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.
TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock
WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2
an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here
guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!
an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!
ascock
noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.
ascock by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016
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