2 definitions by Gareth Fisher

When you ask all your friends if your free. But in fact arnt free yourself
Butler: Are you free tonight? Because im not
Gaz: Stop doing a butler on me
by Gareth Fisher May 14, 2015
A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)
jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock
by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006