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dis bitch is beautiful, she thinks she's hilarious (sometimes she is) and gets really sad when you tell her shes not. she do b a bad bitch tho and will fight any bitch that gets in her way. you can trust her with your life. she is one of the best people ever. bestest friend too. make sure you never lose dis bitch.
omg aleaka is so hot wtf teehee
aleaka by Ki444444 June 22, 2020
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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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aleaka alakazam aleana aleka alaka'i Alenka Alaka alakacunt alakananda alakay
Great hair, one badass bitch that has a heart of gold complimented by her beautiful smile
"Aleana really slays" " no shit sherlock"
Aleana by Aleanaslays May 13, 2016
Aleana is a classy bad ass bitch,but is a softly at heart, she cares alot of others although she can make mistakes. She's loud and funny and can be shy to new people, she would always want to be liked by others and wanting to make more friends, she's not all around perfect but she will try her best to make you laugh! She would try to stay with the latest fashions but it's not her self, she would be loyal and a good friend to trust!
I love aleana! She's the best friend u can count on!!
Aleana by A_k_H December 31, 2018

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.
friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍
Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020

altakaker 

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)
Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.
altakaker by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011