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dis bitch is beautiful, she thinks she's hilarious (sometimes she is) and gets really sad when you tell her shes not. she do b a bad bitch tho and will fight any bitch that gets in her way. you can trust her with your life. she is one of the best people ever. bestest friend too. make sure you never lose dis bitch.
omg aleaka is so hot wtf teehee
aleaka by Ki444444 June 22, 2020
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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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aleaka • alakazam • aleana • aleka • alaka'i • Alenka • Alaka • alakacunt • alakananda • alakay
Great hair, one badass bitch that has a heart of gold complimented by her beautiful smile
"Aleana really slays" " no shit sherlock"
Aleana by Aleanaslays May 13, 2016
Aleana is a classy bad ass bitch,but is a softly at heart, she cares alot of others although she can make mistakes. She's loud and funny and can be shy to new people, she would always want to be liked by others and wanting to make more friends, she's not all around perfect but she will try her best to make you laugh! She would try to stay with the latest fashions but it's not her self, she would be loyal and a good friend to trust!
I love aleana! She's the best friend u can count on!!
Aleana by A_k_H December 31, 2018

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.
friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍
Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020

altakaker 

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)
Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.
altakaker by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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