alakacunt 

A hybrid of the word Alakazam & Cunt. For those arsehole colleagues who delight in kicking you while you down to massage their own ego. AlakaCUNTs are a rare species but when you know you know. When identified they should be avoided at all cost in the staff room

Do not feed after midnight or engage in any conversations with these people they have no soul

The following defines the use of the word Alakacunt “I just had a really tough lesson with 9B4, the kids really messed about” says one teacher. “I love 9B4 I never have any problems with my them” says Mrs teacher. Mrs teacher is a ALKACUNT

alakacunt by Benchlo November 22, 2021

alakacunt 

A hybrid of the word Alakazam & Cunt. For those arsehole colleagues who delight in kicking you while you down to massage their own ego. AlakaCUNTs are a rare species but when you know you know. When identified they should be avoided at all cost in the staff room

Do not feed after midnight or engage in any conversations with these people they have no soul

The following defines the use of the word Alakacunt “I just had a really tough lesson with 9B4, the kids really messed about” says one teacher. “I love 9B4 I never have any problems with my them” says Mrs teacher. Mrs teacher is a ALKACUNT

alakacunt by Benchlo November 22, 2021

alphacuntitis 

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017