alakacunt 

A hybrid of the word Alakazam & Cunt. For those arsehole colleagues who delight in kicking you while you down to massage their own ego. AlakaCUNTs are a rare species but when you know you know. When identified they should be avoided at all cost in the staff room

Do not feed after midnight or engage in any conversations with these people they have no soul

The following defines the use of the word Alakacunt “I just had a really tough lesson with 9B4, the kids really messed about” says one teacher. “I love 9B4 I never have any problems with my them” says Mrs teacher. Mrs teacher is a ALKACUNT

alakacunt by Benchlo November 22, 2021

alakacunt 

A hybrid of the word Alakazam & Cunt. For those arsehole colleagues who delight in kicking you while you down to massage their own ego. AlakaCUNTs are a rare species but when you know you know. When identified they should be avoided at all cost in the staff room

Do not feed after midnight or engage in any conversations with these people they have no soul

The following defines the use of the word Alakacunt “I just had a really tough lesson with 9B4, the kids really messed about” says one teacher. “I love 9B4 I never have any problems with my them” says Mrs teacher. Mrs teacher is a ALKACUNT

alakacunt by Benchlo November 22, 2021

alphacuntitis 

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022