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acute angina 

"Not only did she have those spectacular jugulars, she also had acute angina."
acute angina by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.
Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)
acute lead poisoning by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

Acute Urate Related Arthritis 

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"

acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.
Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.
acute lead poisoning by Duckbutt September 9, 2007

Vulpine Acute Hooky 

Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.

Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.

At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.

Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!

Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.

Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
OMG! Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....

acute kameltosis 

A condition of chronic puffy labia fully up in them jeans. The full outline of a woman's lady parts stuffed deep in thier trousers. And or shorts. A bikini will work as well. What may not be included is a house dress or pajamas. If one is lucky enough to have a large puffy mound of dolphin beak, they mite benefit from acute kameltosis
Man, she must have acute kameltosis. That she must.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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