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Alcatel is a mobile phone brand.
Did you buy a cell phone?
Yeah, I bought an Alcatel one.
alcatel by Albert! June 16, 2007
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A terrible person, has no heart, likes to argue, and is generally a bitch and likes to ruin people's lives for no reason.
Ethan is such an Alcatel, he reported 50 users on Discord for doxxing and they all got deleted!
Alcatel by Depression#0921 August 25, 2018
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A shitty french budget phone brand that is owned by TCL.
Look at my Alcatel I just bought

Why Get an Alcatel when you can get a cheap Samsung phone?

.. I don't know
Alcatel by Thephoneguyidk November 29, 2025

Alcatel 1b 

Alcatel 1b was Americas cheapest smartphone at Walmart for only $9 and with tax $10 until someone bought them all aka me and they replaced them with the shitty hot pepper phone and Alcatel 1b is the best tiktoker lol
Oh you have the Alcatel 1b

Yeah I smashed it cuz it’s cheap junk

Oh ok.
Alcatel 1b by Amogus😳 August 24, 2022

alcatela 

Cell phone brand that's a piece of shit
What kind of phone is that .. it's a alcatela alcatela that's a peice of shit
alcatela by Wjt478 June 1, 2019

alcatel4010x 

alcatel4010x is a famous tech person with over 8.7k followers and 1.9M Likes.He has a drippy cat called mici which you can see in his tiktok pfp.He mostly does tech videos or other videos (idk).He also has a discord server in his Bio.
y:whos the most drippiest cat

alcatel4010x:mici
alcatel4010x by floppa_tech July 19, 2022

Alcatermity 

this is a scientific term used when 2 male giraffes go out to the pub and they went home away from there kids and wifes and they had the most immaculate sex of all time
The alcatermity shown on tv was crazy
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