6 definitions by Jeremiah Collins

Pringles does not sell air like Lay's.
by Jeremiah Collins September 10, 2014
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Taking a paper you submitted for one class and turning it in for another.
Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)
by Jeremiah Collins May 29, 2015
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The only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.
by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015
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A derrière best described by the phrase United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart used to describe hard core pornography: I know it when I see it. Often used as a celebration of the human physique.
by Jeremiah Collins August 11, 2018
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A science devoted to the study of social human behavior.
Sociology is all about WHY
by Jeremiah Collins March 12, 2015
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Humans began to question why they existed in this seemingly endless area that we call the universe. Some people answered that question with religion, family, labor, and love – but others saw these only as ways of coping with an apparent lack of objective meaning and purpose. The people that found absolutely no purpose turned to suicide to end their emptiness – and continue to do so to this very day. Suicide exists as a response to societal illusions of goals and purpose, and not as the actions of deranged or sad individuals.
Society does not concern itself with the individuals that make up the whole, but rather that the whole functions. If society loses a large portion of its members to suicide, it will be unable to sustain itself.

Along with lack of meaning in the universe, suicide also correlates with an individual’s level of socialization. Individuals with low socialization realize that in the eyes of society, they do not mean anything. These people may not have jobs, families, or friends. They believe that whether or not they wake up the next day, the world will keep on turning. An individual with a high level of socialization becomes disillusioned with societal expectations that once kept him going. He can no longer cope with the pressure of the day to day routine of going to work, bonding with friends, and raising a family. He wants out; he wants to let someone else take his place, because he knows that he is absolutely replaceable.
I can no longer function in society with purpose, I may commit suicide
by Jeremiah Collins March 13, 2015
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