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Definitions by Pelican7

Cyclocrosser

When you have so little to do that you decide to get on a bike and work your ass off for 45 minutes; A perfect combination between Heaven and Hell.
-Dude, Dakota is such a cyclocrosser.
-Yeah, but he gets up at 5:45 on a Saturday!
-That bitch.
Cyclocrosser by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014