Definitions by Pelican7

Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Cyclocrosser

When you have so little to do that you decide to get on a bike and work your ass off for 45 minutes; A perfect combination between Heaven and Hell.

-Dude, Dakota is such a cyclocrosser.
-Yeah, but he gets up at 5:45 on a Saturday!
-That bitch.

Cyclocrosser by Pelican7 October 29, 2014