Echelon's definitions

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005

world of warcraft

The world's most effective form of birth control.

Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.

by Echelon April 8, 2008

Manitoba

The middle child of Canada.

Just like the middle child of your aunt and uncle's family of 5, Manitoba really has no reasons for anyone to outright dislike them. However, like that meek cousin of yours, there's really no reason to like them too much either. It's quiet, it minds it own business, and has no defining characteristics. Plus it's basically at the geographic centre of Canada.

by Echelon March 25, 2008