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urban archeology 

The act of digging through one's garage, storage, closets, etc in search of lost artifacts and or in the process of reducing the amount of 'stuff' collected over the years.
1. We're getting ready to move, so we're going to storage to do a little urban archeology.

2. I ran into Cynthia and had to do a little urban archeology to find her phone number.

naked archeologist 

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series
The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone

kara-archeologist 

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

Archeologist 

A Archeologist is a person who looks for ancient artifacts and tombs they analyze the artifacts to find what civilization it belonged to/ how the person died (if it's a person in a tomb of course).

They also go to different countries to find lost civilizations and artifacts. From doing all that hard work they get paid (it's their job). A famous and well-known archeologist character would be Indiana Jones.
An example would be: "John was an archeologist looking for ancient tombs in Egypt."

Urban Photo-archeologist 

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.
Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

archeops 

One of several fossil pokémon. Easily the most outstanding of its fossil brethren, rivaled only by Aerodactyl, this amazing pokémon shares various qualities from both birds and reptiles.

A bajillion years ago they used to hunt in packs, but Nintendo and Game Freak came along and limited fights to 2-6 participants for the sole purpose of making sure Archeops don't murder everything. They're also as fast as an automobile, which is like a car, but less aerodynamic. Nature's way of balancing that out was making sure they were terrible fliers, which ultimately doesn't matter because they still get the typing.

They're also plagued by their terrible ability, defeatist, which cannot be changed, cementing the species as a species of pussies that can smack your shit sideways.
Archeops has a unique BST of 567
I love archeops more than anything!
archeops by Sir Shirtless March 16, 2015