archeology

The study of whether or not there is a past; and if so what constitutes the past.

Also called phenomenology (self-annihilationism), extinctionism, and artifactualism.

Incorrectly called "annihilationism." (Annihilationism points in time forward.)

Archeology attempts to determine whether there was a past by differentiating artifacts from chimeras.

Historical phonology schematized by Saussure proffers that sound is the only artifact energizing (emergentizing) from quintions (sound-symbols).

archeology by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

archeology

the scientific study of historic or prehistoric peoples and their cultures by analysis of their artifacts, inscriptions, monuments, and other such remains, especially those that have been excavated.

Archeology is hot. JUST LIKE ANDREW!

archeology by AndrewThePerson August 3, 2016

urban archeology 

The act of digging through one's garage, storage, closets, etc in search of lost artifacts and or in the process of reducing the amount of 'stuff' collected over the years.

1. We're getting ready to move, so we're going to storage to do a little urban archeology.

2. I ran into Cynthia and had to do a little urban archeology to find her phone number.

urban archeology by Jake R Slater May 6, 2009

into archeology 

Being into older women.

" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"

into archeology by Mr Special September 11, 2018

Conversational Archeology 

Refers to the act of tracing the origins of a long and rambling, possibly stoned conversation. The act of re-tracing generally occurs when there are three or more individuals in the conversation - and the rambling arrives at an obscure and perhaps unnatural topic.

How did we get talking about the janitor smearing shit on the wall in the boys bathroom? Let's do the conversational archeology here.

Conversational Archeology by Cameroon66 December 9, 2008

fridge archeology 

Going through the refrigerator after a major holiday and digging through layers of leftovers in search of something palatable or edible.

"The day after Christmas I woke up really hungry but I had to do some some serious fridge archeology to find something I actually wanted to eat."

fridge archeology by steampowered December 26, 2012

Urban archeology 

The exploration of old abandoned malls movie theaters. Houses. Mansions.basically. anything urban or semi urban.

We explored some abandoned houses in the 5 finger lakes region of New York it was some great urban archeology!

Urban archeology by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021