A Archeologist is a person who looks for ancient artifacts and tombs they analyze the artifacts to find what civilization it belonged to/ how the person died (if it's a person in a tomb of course).

They also go to different countries to find lost civilizations and artifacts. From doing all that hard work they get paid (it's their job). A famous and well-known archeologist character would be Indiana Jones.

An example would be: "John was an archeologist looking for ancient tombs in Egypt."

Archeologist by Victhemoonwalker April 24, 2017

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Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

Urban Photo-archeologist by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

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Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

Urban Archeologist by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

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Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

Offense Archeologist by Don E Darko July 9, 2022

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