Archeologist 

A Archeologist is a person who looks for ancient artifacts and tombs they analyze the artifacts to find what civilization it belonged to/ how the person died (if it's a person in a tomb of course).

They also go to different countries to find lost civilizations and artifacts. From doing all that hard work they get paid (it's their job). A famous and well-known archeologist character would be Indiana Jones.

An example would be: "John was an archeologist looking for ancient tombs in Egypt."

Archeologist by Victhemoonwalker April 24, 2017

Archeologist 

A legal grave robber

"Look at that archeologist, doing some legal grave robbing. I cant believe they just let them do that, the dinosaurs need to rest in peace."

Archeologist by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

naked archeologist 

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series

The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone

naked archeologist by Gizorge May 3, 2009

kara-archeologist 

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

kara-archeologist by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Urban Photo-archeologist 

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

Urban Photo-archeologist by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

Urban Archeologist 

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

Urban Archeologist by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

Offense Archeologist 

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

Offense Archeologist by Don E Darko July 9, 2022