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Marcus Aitchison 

The Man of your dreams, a mother's crisis and your father's best friend. Best in bed and come and goes with no regrets.
Omg Marcus Aitchison you overly large cock is killing my tight clit.
Marcus Aitchison by Nxndnfhx October 7, 2021

Atchison 

Small town in Kansas. Home of Amelia Earhart. Known for odd smells and strange-tasting water...
You know you're in Atchison when...

Kate: *takes a sip of coffee* Man, even through strong coffee, something tastes wierd.

Ana: Yup, that's the Atchi-water alright.
Atchison by The Cubed February 23, 2009

Aitchisonian

A term used to define someone who studies or has ever studied at Aitchison College Lahore. Used to describe someone so awesome, fun, cool, gentlemanly etc. that you know he must have gone to Aitchison. Aitchisonians are by far the classiest guys in all of Lahore and they be making all the other schools jealous B). People from BDC, LGS etc. usually get jealous of us Aitchisonians since they know they can't be Aitchisonians themselves. When someone is called an Aitchisonian you just know that guy is gonna be awesome.
That guy is so cool hes gotta be an Aitchisonian
"I wanna be an Aitchisonian when I grow up!" said little Johny
"I wish Aitchison College accepted me to be an Aitchisonian"
You can see by my level of awesomeness that I am an Aitchisonian

David Rice Atchison 

Legal 12th president of the US.

Aitchisonian

Rich boys of Aitchison College who like to date chiporis. They like to think themselves as the kings of Pakistan and flaunt their money here and there.
The Aitchisonian winked at the bachi and she melted.
Aitchisonian by acboy2019 November 26, 2018

Aitchisonian

The word that describes the type of a guy who is usually the following:-
1) Dumb
2) Revengeful
3) Egoistical
4) Ridiculously into self love
5) Narrow minded
6) Biased
7) Corrupt
8) Has no morals or values
9) Liar
10) immature
11) supposedly "good looking"
12) very well off
Girl 1: oh my GOD he's an AITCHISONIAN!
Girl 2: oh he's so cute.
Girl 1: oh haha that's because he got plastic surgery lol
Girl 2: wow

Girl 1: yeah he's loaded

Girl 1: why is he so dumb
Girl 2: duh he's an AITCHISONIAN

boy 1: hey what up?
AITCHISONIAN -imtoocoolforyou-
*ignore*

Girl 1: no one likes guys who are like...Aitchisonians

girl 2: haha I know right. They think they're so hot but they're full of shit.
Girl 3: some of them are nice...
girl 1: HA WHAT A JOKE
girl 2: rare exceptions...they're all condom heads...
girl 1: IMMA POP EM
Aitchisonian by heyheylooklook October 28, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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