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meaning crazy fun. constantly smiling. loves burning, beer, girls and has 3 brothers and 1 sister. loves the number 9. always pulsating. never a dull moment in life and will fight a bestfriend if drunk enough. sometimes referred to as ridiculous for his crazy ideas.
"Can animals get girls prenant??".... a type of sayin an AHONEN would say.
ahonen by pulsator January 17, 2009
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A cute way for saying Honey, first originates on Yahoo answers by a guy named Sam in the LGBT section.

Can be used as a noun or verb
Come over here Ahoney! =)
ahoney by Y!A:TPC March 30, 2008

Ahnenstahl 

An Austrian black metal band that is the two man side project of Falagar (Rivendell) and vocals by Chester. Very symphonic in nature, the band has two albums; Zwielicht (demo) and Zwischen tod und Leben.
Ahnenstahl translates to "Steel of Ancestors"
Ahnenstahl by Vatta February 24, 2009

Ahoneste 

Shes beautiful and she gets to the bag , don't ever , fly leave her she's a keeper

she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better, she's loyal with a fat ass
In a world full of bum no life girls get you a Ahoneste you won’t regret it
Ahoneste by Bigdaddy103939282 November 21, 2021
Ahonesti is the best friend you could ever ask for. She will do anything just to make you happy. She is beautiful and knows it. Ahonesti is the best soccer player and cheerleader ever.
Person 1:Ahonesti is so nice.

Person 2: Word ahonesti is my bestie.
Ahonesti by Qweeryjdndnd October 27, 2022
Ahonesti is the best friend you could ever ask for. She doesn't care abt what ppl think of her. She is pretty and she knows it. Ahonesti is the best soccer player and cheerleader ever.
Person 1: Ahonesti is the best at soccer

Person 2:Wrd. She is great at cheer leading to.
ahonesti by Qweeryjdndnd October 27, 2022
ahonesti is the best friend you could ever ask for. She will doing anything to make you happy. She has great taste in clothes and shoes. She and pretty and knows it. She is also the best soccer player and cheerleader ever.
Person 1: Ahonesti is so nice.

Person 2: Word.She is my bestie.
ahonesti by Qweeryjdndnd October 27, 2022
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