9 definitions by Jellyphant

That small Country city in the middle of nowhere, Somewhere around South Central Kansas Referred to on the map as Wichita
Oh great we are moving to Wit-shitter
by Jellyphant July 28, 2003
Maori Name For New Zealand

Means The Land Of The Long White Cloud
Aotearoa is the most beautiful country on earth.
by Jellyphant July 30, 2003
Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?
by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
At Suzies birthday party there was Candy , Hotdogs and Icecream Galore
by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
New Zealand (Excluding Auckland)slang for the bastards that live in Auckland.
That person needs to learn how to drive, or maybee they're a Jafa!
by Jellyphant July 28, 2003
American practice of Barbaric Mutilation Of A Healthy Boys Genitals with a sharp instrument, Causing unknown pain at the time and anger later in life when they realise they have been robbed of the most sensitve part of the male body.
Risky Surgery that can leave the penis smaller, bent or even disfigured.
I Have a friend who had the head of his penis sliced by a doctor during Circumcision - ouch.

A lot of American boys I talk to are upset that their parents had circumcision performed on them at birth for no apparently credible reason.

by Jellyphant July 28, 2003
1. Kiwifruit - The original name given to the furry brown fruit with either traditional green or tropical yellow flesh, grown in NZ and exported worldwide.

2.Kiwifruit - Slang for A gay guy who comes from New Zealand

1. Kiwifruit are 99c per Kg at the local supermarket.

2. I'm A Kiwifruit
by Jellyphant July 25, 2003