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Aftermorrow
Coined by The Man, William James Tiberius Byrne the word aftermorrow simply means the day after tomorrow and it is a quick and easy alternative to the long hand The-Day-After-Tomorrow and a more familiar word than the Latin Postridies and Postetradies. By creating an amalgamation of the Shakespearean word Tomorrow and the everyday word Afternoon.
John Smith: We shall meet again, perhaps tomorrow to be sure?
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!
Aftermorrow by Jackson Steel August 27, 2018
Related Words
aftergo • aftergood • aftergoon • After gone • after gone money • afternoon • Afternoon delight • Afterglow • aftergasm • aftermorning
vodka afterglow
1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008
afterwork
1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019
Afternoon Hillbilly
Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008
Afternoon Delight
The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
Afternoon Delight by Sodakak September 14, 2016
Dog Dick Afternoon
A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.
Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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