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'Away from keyboard, on loo'. Shortcut used in chats as variation of afk (=Away from keyboard) which mark the user as been away. Mostly used by germans, 'klo' is german for 'loo'.
I am afklo
afklo by Wuk November 13, 2003
Words you can keep
The language of the Old ones, Lovecraft; in Dee aqlo
Aklo by aqlo September 8, 2003
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Being so high you can't feel your face.
" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"
Afloat by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018
Akloft
akloft by Akloft April 15, 2022

Aflockalypse 

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
Aflockalypse by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
awkwardly laughing out loud or laughing out loud at an awkward situation.
Awklol! Oh my gosh! That was so awkward! Your mom just slapped my butt! Awklol...
awklol by acloud November 19, 2009
Arklone (Arklone P) is 1,1,2-Trichloro-1,2,2-trifluoroethane (CCl2FCClF2, CFC-113). It's a solvent used for cleaning and industrial purposes as a degreaser. It's probably being phased out and replaced by safer solvents because Arklone P is a CFC (Chlorofluorocarbon) which depletes the ozone layer. 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2m2bOH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol, C5H11OH) is a much safer solvent.
Generation X: I decreased the engine with Arklone P!

Millennial: (conscious about the ozone layer): I decreased my engine with 2m2bOH (2-methyl-2-butanol, C5H11OH).
Arklone by HawaiianPunch1 August 19, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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