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mixture of sink and afloat even though those two words are opposites.
the titanic was not really aflonk
aflonk by GoldenCookie05 December 6, 2020
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It is a mixture of afloat and sink. Even though those two words are opposites and can't really go together.
The titanic wasn't very aflonk.
aflonk by GoldenCookie05 December 6, 2020
Use of juxtaposition in a single word. Sink and afloat mashed together into one.
The titanic wasn’t very aflonk
Aflonk by GoldenCookie05 September 2, 2021
The sexiest most amazing girl in school, everyone loves her but no one wants to get on the wrong side of her.
"Wow look at her she's such an alonky!"
alonky by Honky bonky alonky July 6, 2022

Aflockalypse 

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
Aflockalypse by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) term used express a feeling of disbelief. Used in the childhood saying of "Alonka alonka lei lei peanut butter jelly, mama kiss the baby. Im telling!"
Kainoa, "Alonka(z) yu broke da tichaz printa!"
Mahina "Na-uh! Brah I neva!"
alonka by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Aflockalypse 

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).
Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!
Aflockalypse by Thuperduper January 8, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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