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learned

To be taught the proper procedure after making an obviously stupid mistake.

To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.
"Dang son, you just got learned!"

Maybe next time, you'll pay attention fool. LEARNED.
by IMretardo November 21, 2005
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Learned

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships
"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."
by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009
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Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.
by facething November 3, 2012
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learned the clarinet at school

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
by marzia November 4, 2012
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learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
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Learned to play the clarinet at school

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.
by lscamander November 5, 2012
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learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012
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