Large monkey: Aklol, did you ring the Bell of Awakening?
Aklol: *visible anger* No I didn't ring it.
Large monkey: Are you sure?
Aklol: Yes I'm sure. Man I hate that bell.

Aklol by Memeslord9000 October 15, 2020

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Aklophobia

The fear of being gay, but actually being gay. So you are just terrified all the time.

Bro I'm scared I'm gay
Dont worry, you just have Aklophobia
But that means that I am gay

Aklophobia by notimetoexplain August 26, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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