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Being so high you can't feel your face.
" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"
Afloat by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018
Words you can keep
I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.
afloat by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. 

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"
-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."
A condition and acronym for "always feel like I'm about to shit". Generally brought on by the over consumption of alcohol followed up by copious amounts of late night fast food. Symptoms include the fear of being in a vehicle or any other location where a bathroom is not readily available.
Sitting in traffic was a nightmare this morning as my afliats were out of control!
AFLIATS by LinkKing August 7, 2009

making a float 

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!

AfroAtlantis

AfroAtlantis LLC is a multi level company Founded on October 20th 2017 by Shanalu Analuka

Afro = Ascending from Rigel Orion
I just purchased somethings from the AfroAtlantis Store.
AfroAtlantis by AfroAtlantis June 10, 2019
a word used to describe a very bad smelling girl
Zara is an aloata!
aloata by urmom25582 March 29, 2022
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