A condition and acronym for "always feel like I'm about to shit". Generally brought on by the over consumption of alcohol followed up by copious amounts of late night fast food. Symptoms include the fear of being in a vehicle or any other location where a bathroom is not readily available.

Sitting in traffic was a nightmare this morning as my afliats were out of control!

AFLIATS by LinkKing August 7, 2009

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making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!

me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!

making a float by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011

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AfroAtlantis

AfroAtlantis LLC is a multi level company Founded on October 20th 2017 by Shanalu Analuka

Afro = Ascending from Rigel Orion

I just purchased somethings from the AfroAtlantis Store.

AfroAtlantis by AfroAtlantis June 10, 2019

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aloata

a word used to describe a very bad smelling girl

Zara is an aloata!

aloata by urmom25582 March 29, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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