Afghans 

People hailing from Afghanistan that carry over their ways, and reject everything else. Also believe that being American is a religion, and constantly back bite. Extremely gifted in the art of being two faced, talking in their own language to make fun of someone standing right in front of them, and are known for their loud 3AM parties.

"Who are they talking about? What are they saying?"
"Who knows, they're Afghans".

Afghans by abida October 21, 2011

afghanipan 

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.

Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan

afghanipan by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Afghan Meal 

A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!

White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!

Afghan Meal by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005

Afghanboo 

A Afghanboo is anyone who is obsessed with Afghanistan and Pashtun culture. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a Afghanboo is insanely obsessed with Afghanistan. While Afghanboo's claim to love and support Pashtun culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Pashtun culture by how it appears in their favorite tiktok edit, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the Pashtuns.

They generally act like they are from Afghanistan. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Pashto words. You will commonly find them online. Or just in Indian Sub Continent. Also, on social media app. like, Twitter and Reddit.
They are usually teens and grown ups. Who have no idea what Afghanistan even is and believe Bacha Khan was the greatest human ever.

"Azizum! I am of Pathan decent. I am of going to marry pashtun girl when I grow up. Zindabad Afghanistan!!"

"Yar look I have Pakol and Patoo, and ak47 do I look Pathan enough yet."

"OMG I LOVE PASHTUN CULTURE, I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR YOUR DRESS WITH MY JEANS"

"Dude your such a Afghanboo"

Afghanboo by TacticalKhel February 16, 2022

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghani Cheese-Toast 

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

Afghani Cheese-Toast by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011