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affectee 

A person that u dont officially have a "crush" on or "like" but would say yes if they asked u out, and are agreeable to hang out with.
"That guy is my affectee... if he asked me out, I'd TOTALLY say yes!"
affectee by Emma January 1, 2005
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affected 

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.
I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.
affected by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017
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Affectaed is a very popular Youtuber within the K-Pop community. She makes informational and opinion videos about K-Pop, everything from the entertainment point of view, music to behind the scene.

Potential earnings are $ 26.59k per video.
Average video views: 4.91M
Total Views: 83.37M

Joined Youtube in 2016 and lives in Norway.
Gained over 300k subscribers in less than a year. Fearlessly opinionated and influences a lot of people in the K-Pop community.

Subscribers rank:
58,098th

Entertainment rank:
13,177th

Video views rank:
65,546th

Country rank:
60th
Did you watch affectaed's newest video?
Omg yasss, what a queen.
affectaed by jeonmcflurry January 19, 2021
Affectaed is a popular funny kpop YouTuber. She’s a multi Stan, she gets 2000 - 3000+ Subscribers every week.
Person 1 : Have you seen Affectead’s recent video?
Person 2: Yes it’s so funny hahah.
Person 1: Period
(Affectaed a kpop Stan YouTuber who is funny)
Affectaed by facties January 9, 2021

affected 

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.
After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".
affected by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

Affected 

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs
"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
Affected by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

Affected 

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.
Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?
Affected by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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