An incredibly comical dance invented by primitive natives of Central Ohio. This monkey-like dance eventually evolved into the superior 'Circular Affe'.
A combination of words dating back to 12th century Germanic; with “affe” meaning ape and ”Stripez” being the symbol of a warrior. Affe Stripez and it’s role in medieval folk lore is also one of the main inspirations for King Kong and Planet of the Apes
When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right