Affe 

An incredibly comical dance invented by primitive natives of Central Ohio. This monkey-like dance eventually evolved into the superior 'Circular Affe'.

I might bust out the Affe later, but I would have to be pretty fucked up!

Affe by See Also: Chimp June 3, 2003

Affe Stripez 

A combination of words dating back to 12th century Germanic; with “affe” meaning ape and ”Stripez” being the symbol of a warrior. Affe Stripez and it’s role in medieval folk lore is also one of the main inspirations for King Kong and Planet of the Apes

“I wonder what Merian C. Cooper based King Kong on?”
“Probably Affe Stripez”

Affe Stripez by GermanicExpert1422 April 15, 2024

Insel Affe

Pejorative term used for referring to residents of United Kingdom. Term of german origin that literally means "island ape".

Hans: Werfluchte Briten! Sie kommen hier und betrinken und wirken wie sie eigenen unsere Stadt.
Friedrich: Zum Hölle mit diesen Insel Affen.

Insel Affe by every username is taken alread September 16, 2012

me affe gimme sum punani 

literal translation: 'You must be giving me some pussy/gash'

i) used when someone is saying something which is completely and obviously a lie.

ii) Used between 'ghetto brethren' or Caucasian 'wannabes' in British council estates when referring to an attractive woman who is spotted.

iii) When talking to your woman; asking whether she will 'get freaky' with you.

i) 'Me wagwan got head off of tree gals yesterdaii!"

'Nah mandem! Me affe gimme sum punani blad!'

ii) 'Blud, me affe gimme sum punani wiv dat wun!"
' Sick bruv, she'z dank innit!'

iii) 'Me julie, me affe gimme sum punani on valentine's day?'

me affe gimme sum punani by ItalianStallion30 March 21, 2010

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Yung lean affect 

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right

Yung lean affect by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

Maddiie affect 

The Maddiie effect is where if you hang out with maddiie for too long you do 1. Drugs 2. Be bitchy 3. Wanna die 4. Think toxic is normal.

Damn you got fucked up by the MADDIIE AFFECT

Maddiie affect by Xxmaddiielover69xX February 26, 2023