aestis
Being the stupidest human alive when inebriated. Having very low willpower to stay awake through an entire day. Just being a useless person all around.
aestis by PaqComputer January 28, 2024
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asstised
Coming from the words ass and chastise.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
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musitional arstistical playlist choice by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010
Austist
Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
astisya
The name of a crazy group of Jets fans, something like the packer's cheeseheads but instead of wearing cheesehats to the games they like drinking taro tapioca and dressing real fly.
Yo homie we're gonna kick it up real fly and get some taro tapiocas and join astisya at a Jets game.
astisya by Tiki B@rber January 17, 2007
asstistic
'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Aestispilled
Being incredibly useless, sleeping for 19 hours a day, ditching your friends to sleep even more, doing 10k DPS to bosses in keys, not pressing feint.
Aestispilled by Aestisdeadinaditchlover43 July 16, 2022
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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