Being the stupidest human alive when inebriated. Having very low willpower to stay awake through an entire day. Just being a useless person all around.
by PaqComputer January 28, 2024
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1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
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by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010
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Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
by lmperfect January 29, 2017
Get the Austist mug.The name of a crazy group of Jets fans, something like the packer's cheeseheads but instead of wearing cheesehats to the games they like drinking taro tapioca and dressing real fly.
Yo homie we're gonna kick it up real fly and get some taro tapiocas and join astisya at a Jets game.
by Tiki B@rber January 17, 2007
Get the astisya mug.'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
by oolong August 19, 2006
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