aestis 

Being the stupidest human alive when inebriated. Having very low willpower to stay awake through an entire day. Just being a useless person all around.

Dude you're worst than Aestis when you're drunk. You know that's fucking pathetic right?

aestis by PaqComputer January 28, 2024

asstised 

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.

Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

musitional arstistical playlist choice 

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

musitional arstistical playlist choice by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

Austist

Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.

Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.

Austist by lmperfect January 29, 2017

astisya 

The name of a crazy group of Jets fans, something like the packer's cheeseheads but instead of wearing cheesehats to the games they like drinking taro tapioca and dressing real fly.

Yo homie we're gonna kick it up real fly and get some taro tapiocas and join astisya at a Jets game.

astisya by Tiki B@rber January 17, 2007

asstistic 

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006

Aestispilled 

Being incredibly useless, sleeping for 19 hours a day, ditching your friends to sleep even more, doing 10k DPS to bosses in keys, not pressing feint.

You're so fucking aestispilled right now.

Aestispilled by Aestisdeadinaditchlover43 July 16, 2022