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Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.
Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.
Austist by lmperfect January 29, 2017
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Autistiska fingret

Det Autistiska fingret är när man slår sitt mitten finger ihop med ringfingret emot en fettig arm. Detta skapar ett klappande och autistiskt ljud.

Det är väldigt svårt att lära sig det autistiska fingret, men med lite träning så kan alla bli de ultimata autistiska finger snärtarna.

När du ska börja lära dig det autistiska fingret så är det viktigt att starta på djur och inte människor direkt. Detta är viktigt eftersom man kan enkelt bli anmäld eftersom det är så autistiskt.

Den här riktigt autistiska rörelsen uppkom när en spelnörd i året 2020 satt hemma själv och hade riktigt tråkigt. Han började utforska sina möjligheter att fördriva tiden med sina händer. Han kom snabbt fram till att man kan ta sina fingrar och skapa ett snärt ljud när man för tillsammans två fingrar i en snabb rörelse emot fläsk.

Efter att de unge mannen hade upptäckt den här nya historiska autistiska handlingen så började han experimentera med sin hund som inte kunde anmäla honom.

VARNING OBS:

DET AUTISTISKA FINGET ÄR HÖGT BEROENDE FRAMKALLADE OCH KAN BLI TOLKAT SOM SEXUELLA TRAKASERIER.
"Kom hit så ska jag göra det autistiska fingret på dig horunge"

"Jag behöver heroinet, kom hit"
"Ska vi gå till toan?"
Autistiska fingret by _-_e November 6, 2020

autisticsexual 

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.
Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.
autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021

Martial Autist 

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
Martial Autist by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020

Autistic 

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."
Autistic by Dubiks August 23, 2018

autistic 

Okay, there is a lot of misunderstanding when it comes to autistic people. The REAL reason why they are so misunderstood is because people are not listening to the actual autistic people themselves when they hear about autism. Autism is typically said with a negative connotation. For this reason, people like to use autism as an insult, which would make sense if autism was actually bad. Additionally, autistic people often face some form of stigma such as ableism, or discrimination against disabled people. Think of autistic people as square pegs trying to fit into round holes. Instead of trying to change the autistic people into round pegs, try changing the holes into square holes. There is a reason why autistic people can be seen as reclusive or antisocial at times. It is because they know about the bad things people do to each other.

Embrace autistic people whenever you can, and they will take you to places you’ve never been to before.
I’m actually autistic myself, so this is why I wrote this definition. I hope you have learned at least a little from it.
autistic by warrier120 June 4, 2018

con autist 

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
con autist by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
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