Pseudopath

Someone who pretends to give a shit.

I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.

by lmperfect April 22, 2022

Austist

Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.

Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.

by lmperfect January 30, 2017

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

Rosetta Stoned

1: Being so high that you begin speaking another language.

2: A song by the Progressive/Psychedelic Metal band "Tool."

Guy 1: What's your favorite Tool song?
Guy 2: Rosetta Stoned

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Hola senor.
Guy 1: Are you Rosetta Stoned again?
Guy 2: Si.

by lmperfect October 19, 2016

Tailhole

Euphemism for your butthole, typically used by furries or bronies. Sounds less profane and lewd.

The part under your tailbone is your tailhole.

by lmperfect July 15, 2017

OSRS

Acronym for OldSchool RuneScape; an older version, circa 2007, of the MMORPG "RuneScape."

RuneScape 3 player: I miss the older version of RuneScape
OldSchool RuneScape player: Then why don't you play OSRS?
RuneScape 3 player: Wait...That's a thing? *logs off and makes OSRS account*

by lmperfect January 30, 2017

Rawr xD

A coy way of saying "I love you." Typically used by, or believed to be used by, people in the goth/emo/scene personality group.

Guy: Rawr XD
Girl: Aww, you're so cute.

by lmperfect September 29, 2016