Aestas
Aestas by Greg Doucette December 3, 2021
Words you can keep
astasia
Astasia is a girl so buetiful she actes like she doesnt care but she does she is caring and sometimes can be a douche she likes dating people but never goes back with her ex's
astasia by Paul keeller November 12, 2017
Related Words
Aestas • aestassajio • asstastic • asstassle • asstastrophe • asstaste • aespas_ningning • Aestap • aestis • Aestispilled
Asstastic
Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
asstassle
One of the more nuanced definitions of the slang term "asstassle" relates to a tool commonly known as a "fetish flogger," which is often employed at fetish and S&M club events. The term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of banality and routine; of pseudo-sexual mundanity, devoid of actual passion or pain. The source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several people in the Washington D.C. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat people in latex who can neither fuck nor stand pain. So in a desperate plea to appear sexual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty "asstassle" in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of Kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the Christian Terrordome.
"So then he pulls an asstassle out of his pocket and starts tapping her ever so gently on the buttock. Needless to say I had to turn away or face the prospect of masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic."
Asstastrophe
A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.
"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
Asstastrophe by Minnebarista March 13, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026